Look, I get it. Maybe it’s your first car and it took you forever saving up for it, or maybe it’s brand new and you’re terrified someone is going to scratch it by carelessly flinging their door into yours – but I’ve got news for you; no one else cares.
Not when you take up two spots in a full parking lot, making someone late for school or work. No one wants to go to leave on a Monday morning and find you blocking their private driveway. The world does not revolve around you, or your car/truck/moped. And people have reached the point of fighting back. If you’re lucky, they’ll leave a note. But maybe they’ll go and pull something like #16.
Do you really want to test your luck and hope no one will snap on your precious wheels? Then start parking like a human being or you’ll find yourself being ridiculed on the internet, just like these people.