“You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died.”
Millennials Can't Afford Homes Because They Are Greedily Using Both Kidneys
— law dog, esq. (@ggooooddddoogg) May 15, 2017
"millennials are narcissists" nigga i cannot afford an house, an car, an family, or 2-ply all i got is me myself and my front facing camera
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) March 15, 2017
Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
— Vichy Thought Leader (@i_zzzzzz) October 16, 2016
Old people: Millennials are ruining things.
Millennials: You ruined the economy
Old people: Yeah but you spend too much time on your phone.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) February 16, 2016
Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We're short staffed
Millennial: It's fine! Don't worry! 😁
Middle Aged Woman: pic.twitter.com/1DEDHuP5sj
— Steven (@IIIIIMCMXCV) March 11, 2017
love 2 be a millennial sitting on my giant hoard of cash, willfully refusing to buy:
– department store things
— tekla (@alketrolyat) May 14, 2017
Boomer: "Millennials want open office spaces."
Millennial: "We want to be compensated for our labor."
Boomer: "No you want bean bag chairs."
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) October 15, 2015
BOOMER: I'm *never* going to retire!
MILLENNIAL: I'm never going to retire
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) February 16, 2016
save all of us some time and replace every word of your weird article about millennials w "aging is uncomfortable and I'm afraid of change"
— Albro (@bromanconsul) August 22, 2016
"kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21
— sophie (@sophxthompson) January 13, 2016
"This generation can't take a joke"
Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes
— sunflora (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015
My generation loves brunch because it's two hours of distraction from the fact we'll never own real estate.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) March 19, 2017
You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died
— Sam (@sammmmmmmantha) March 8, 2017
Baby boomers be making 170k a year and don't know how to rotate PDFs
— Waylon Mercy (@LikwidCyance) November 16, 2016
If all millennials suddenly died the next day’s article would be “How millennials are driving up funeral costs”
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) March 19, 2017
Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 18, 2015
"Millennials are so entitled!"
Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet
— Liam Dryden (@LiamDrydenEtc) February 23, 2016
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
— joe (@mutablejoe) November 26, 2016
@TheEconomist I work at a grocery store
— PERDS PERDS PERDS (@CowlonFullerton) July 1, 2016