There are many things that can make or break a successful relationship. Both partners should trust each other, respect each other, be happy to make comprises and sacrifices for each other and above all, love each other unconditionally.
But aside from the emotional side of the relationship, there must be a physical attraction, and having a healthy sexual relationship is just as important as the mental side.
However as we get older…it gets a little harder to do the deed (pardon the pun) so sometimes we need some help. One woman visited the doctor to get some advice for her husband, but what happened next was absolutely hilarious.
“Not a problem, Give him an “Irish Viagra.” Anna looked at the doctor confused. “You drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.” It wasn’t quite what Anna was expecting to hear but she and her husband were pretty desperate, so she went home and gave it a try. She returned to the doctors a week later to let him know what had happened.
“No, nothing like that doctor. I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye! With one swoop of his arm, he sent cups and tablecloth flying, then ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there on the tabletop! T’was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”
The now looked very confused. “Why so terrible, I thought that was what you wanted” asked the doctor. Anna replied “It was the best I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”.
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